(A/N: i project onto y/n oops, modern au???, this was a wip for like 5 months, also I can't write romance so this is all platonic lmaooooo, written while vibing to this playlist:)
Genre| Fluff, Crack
Characters| basically everyone in genshin excluding npcs, gender-neutral y/n
Pairings| platonic!Genshin Impact x reader, implied jean gunnhildr x lisa minci
Warnings| mentions of alcohol, diluc is a grumpy ass as always lol, curses, all in lowercase???, all of ajax's names are used cause why not haha-
POV| third person
"all packed?"
"yes, jean,"
"gas tank filled?"
"yes, jean,"
"all the portable chargers are charged?"
"yes, jean,"
"is there wine in there?"
"no venti,"
"sleeping bags and blankets just in case we get into traffic and-"
"YES MOM WE GET IT, WE HAVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE!" y/n yelled in exasperation after jean had gone over this list at least fifty times in the past thirty minutes.
jean paced around the room, holding her head in her hands.
"I'm just worried, you know anything can happen y/n-"
"relax darling, i'm sure we have everything covered." lisa said, patting jean's shoulder.
"yeah, don't worry jean it's all fi-KLEE DO NOT BLOW UP OUR BUS I WILL CONFISCATE YOUR BOMBS." y/n screeched as they ran after the tiny arsonist heading towards the incredibly customized bus being packed by diluc.
lisa sighed softly in exasperation.
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"y/n, where is mona's luggage?" diluc asked while peering at the trunk"i've looked through the entire car at least five times."
"MISTER DILUC! MISTER DILUC!" mona exclaimed while running wildly toward the duo.
"here, my luggage for the trip." mona panted out, leaning on her knees for support while holding up a large purple...backpack?
"mona, we're going to be out for 2 weeks."
"this is all the clean clothes i can muster y/n..."
"very well," diluc sighed while taking the bag and placing it inside the trunk.
"off we go then! diluc get everyone, tell them we're leaving them behind if they're not here in fifteen tops. also remind ajax to bring the snacks." y/n ordered diluc.
in no time, everyone found a comfortable position in the large bus diluc had bought to accommodate about...forty people?
'how on earth is this possible?...' y/n thought while getting into the passenger seat and already fiddling with the radio dial.
this was a mistake.
"play my chemical romance."
"play twenty-one-century pilots!"
"PLAY TAYLOR SWIFT!"
"can you play coldplay?"
"NO. we're listening to k-pop. that's it. no argument." y/n insisted despite the suggestions.
"that's enough," diluc said from the driver's seat as he paused the music playing on full blast from the speakers (After School by Weeekly) "i'm going to get into a car crash at this rate."
"don't be such a debbie downer," childe whined while slumping in his seat.
the others nodded in agreement. After School was a vibe.
after a moment of silent annoyance towards diluc, kaeya piped up.
"well, tartaglia bought snacks! i'm hungry, aren't you guys?"
"YAY! DID YOU BRING MY DINO NUGGIES UNCLE AJAX? DID YOU, DID Y-"
"yes, i did klee! i'll give it to you in a second...is anyone else craving something?"
"me and aether want sandwiches," lumine called from the back, answering for her brother who was reading a book quietly in a corner.
"HAND OVER DILUC'S BEEF JERKY IM EATING IT." y/n yelled from the passenger's seat.
"no"
"well fuck you diluc, im eating it. this is what you get for having a driver's license" y/n said while popping pieces of jerky in their mouth.
"..."
"y/n, you have a driver's licens-"
"with all due respect, which is a lot, I barely passed my driving test albedo. do you really want me driving a bus with around forty people in it for five to seven hours?"
