#ina rants

[inasassymood]

Question to those who might own any hot motor oil

Are there any pages of my man Swerve getting railed on there? Or is he really just in the background?

Because if so, I propose we start a petition to add more of him there

[piston-cup]

trust if i see another oc/ named reader fic tagged as x reader im going to go into a frenzy

[domminggently]

Y'all: I'm handsome peg me

Me inside: Ireallyjustwantawholesomerelationshipwithsomeonewhatthefuck

My actual response: no.

[inasassymood]

QwQ dragon au will drachrod have some well needed interface?

Canonically? Probably not, since, for the au itself, the only canon ship is Dratchet as the au follows more closely to canon (I also like to hc Rodimus as cupioromantic ace, cuz we don't get a lot of rep lol). Also I really like idea of interfacing for them being different to how we do things, more robotic, if they are to do it (its the ace in me, really).

HOWEVER

I also don't take this au fully seriously, and I have thought of some stuff along the way.

Mostly relating to mech/egg preg gonna be honest fkdkska

And I did create a separate mini lore for this au of the au. Basically:

The TOs would want to be able to create more, right? (Well, idk tbh, they could have wanted only one, but that's besides the point). And what better way to do that than to make it so its possible to breed the only one they have? So that's what they did!

They made it so that he now has a tank that can take in any fluids from any species and procreate! He'll go into heat every several months (like, maybe once a year or something), and He'll stop at nothing until he's sparked.

Except there's a tini tiny problem. They fucked up on that too. He just ends up creating dud eggs most of the time. And also, because of his overheating problem, what should have been something that passed with time if he didn't find a mate ended up becoming deadly because if he didn't get his needs met, he could overheat and die.

Rodimus isn't happy about this when they do find out, either. When it first happens, he's already with the Dratchet duo, and his instincts goes directly towards Drift because I 100% believe they had a fling at least once. They had to sedate him and ended up confronting one of the TO scientists who very easily confessed. There are no suppressants strong enough for his build, and even if they did, its already active, so they can't stop it now. They have to let him find a mate, or he'll die.

So boom, Driftrod get to fuck. Also, I didn't make it clear, but I thought of this being both before and after they get his T-cog fixed, but both instances they already know he's Rodimus. The one where he hasn't yet got his T-cog fixed, they were about to when he entered into heat.

You pick your poison.

In the end, once they've returned to the LL, they find a way to remove this feature before they create an heir to this disaster, and I wouldn't say it was exactly a pleasant ordeal to begin with (like, man the guilt Drift felt, like he was raking advantage of his best friend). HOWEVER! This is just one of many ideas I had. They could have removed his ability to create, found a suppressant and/or just made it so he didn't overheat with lack of sex, but they still end up doing it.

Idk, my guilty pleasure is having everything be messy as fuck lol

And these are just some ideas for you to play with. I'd gladly hear other suggestions!

Also, Idk how much of it I'm comfortable writing them doing it fully besides explaining how they got there cuz I'm still new to the NSFW scene (as in, I am not freshly 18, I just haven't done anything for this type of stuff and I get flustered easily when I try). But I will say that you are more than free to share your ideas here with me if you thought of anything, don't take this au too seriously.

Also be as freaky as ya'd like, they DO monster fuck here. That dragon be PACKING now huehuehue.

[inasassymood]

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[inasassymood]

There needs to be more Rodimus mech preg

Ive scrolled through the tag so many times, and there has been very few new additions 😭😭😭

[inasassymood]

doing a smut roleplay as a somewhat clueless asexual is... an experience

[inasassymood]

A part of me would so love to open like, doodle and fic requests here too

But I am...I don't actually do nsfw stuff, or at least heavy stuff? I'll draw naked people, but nothing with them doing it

I love talking/reading about it, but I can't create anything fkskakka

I am a fraud XD