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Incorrect Ace Combat - AC 0/6/7 AU Did quite a few slightly shippy Wingmen's perspectives before, so on the flipside - the Flight Leaders' version.

Cipher: Trig, I don't think you should go out with Count.

Talisman: Agree, he's slightly dodgy.

Trigger: *Ahem*. You both do not have the moral high ground to tell me not to date Count when one of you is seeing a dude who got you court-martialed and the other is seeing a dude who tried to murder you.

Trigger: And, you are both still alive. So.

Cipher & Talisman: Okay, low bar, but fair enough. You win. Enjoy, don't die.

That one inevitable skit

[Everyone’s standing around a broken F-22 miniature] AWACS Bandog: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Talisman: I did it, I broke- AWACS Bandog: No, no you didn’t. Cipher? Cipher: Don’t look at me, look at Pixy. Pixy: What? I didn’t break it. Cipher: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? Pixy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us. And it’s broken. Cipher: Muy sospechoso. Pixy: No, it’s not. Shamrock: If it matters, Count was the last one to use it. Count: WHAT? I don’t even fly the F-22! Shamrock: Oh, really? Then what were you doing next to the miniatures earlier? Count: I like looking at them from up close! Everyone knows that, Sham- Talisman: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bandog. AWACS Bandog: NO! Who broke it? Cipher: Bandog... Trigger’s been awfully quiet. Trigger: OH, REALLY?! [Aviators start arguing] AWACS Bandog: I broke it. It hurt my hand, so I slammed it on the ground. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be stealing their aircraft to have a dogfight with war paint on their faces. [Bandog looks back at the squadron arguing] AWACS Bandog: Good. They were getting along too well.

#ace combat #ace combat 7 #ace combat 6 #ace combat zero #im aliiiiiiive #also i kinda wanna animate this #but heck motivation do be lacking #it fits too well #obligatory skit every fandom has #incorrect ace combat

AC Z/6/7 AU ft. the AWACS. A post-mission one-sided conversation. Adapting an incorrect quote thing.

AWACS Bandog: <<I. AM. SPEECHLESS!>>

Trigger (in narration mode, giving the biggest eyeroll possible): Even though Bandog said he was speechless, he proceeded to yell at us for 10 whole minutes.

Trigger: I thought Ghost Eye was gonna save us but...

AWACS Ghost Eye: <<You guys nearly got yourselves killed! I am ALSO speechless!>>

Trigger: But he was not. It was a double lecture all the way back to base. FML.

Trigger: Eagle eye gave us a few seconds of respite but that was only to tell the Galm team that he knew what they were up to and not to even think about switching radio frequencies. Fuck this is going to be a long flight.

#ace combat #incorrect ace combat #ace combat zero #ace combat 6 #ace combat 7 #in this #AU #they usually fly with one AWACS at a time #but for large scale destructions each team sticks with their own AWACS #and they usually get chewed out for doing inhumanly dangerous stuff #Trigger gets chewed out for flying as if he/she was drunk #Count too #Garuda gets it for flying into WMDs and escaping JUST. IN. TIME #Galm gets it for setting fire to everything a bit too well

AC Z/6/7 AU - A short one (^^)

Talisman: I finally caught a movie over the break, and it made me think about you the whole time.

Cipher: Awww that's so sweeeet *sarcastic*, what movie was it?

Talisman: The Exorcist.

#ace combat #ace combat zero #Ace combat 6 #Incorrect ace combat #Cipher #Talisman #Galm 1 and Garuda 1 are at each other again #Even on the holidays #XD #Talisman has flashes of savagery

Incorrect Ace Combat - AC Z/6/7 AU Glaring lack of self preservation

<<Mission update>> (again)

Talisman: I want to die.

Trigger: We all do! You aren't special!

Cipher: Wait what? You guys ever felt alive?

Shamrock, Count, Pixy: ....

Shamrock, Count, Pixy: Ok. That explains so much.

#ace combat #Incorrect ace combat #Ace combat zero #Ace combat 6 #Ace combat 7 #AU #The flight leads need to go back to teraphy #Maybe their wingmen too #With how they fly everyone has a death wish #Also damn those mission updates

AC Z/6/7 AU - The Wingmen's perspective n.2

Count: So.. You and Cipher got back together?

Pixy: We never broke up?

Shamrock: But didn't you try to kill him? And everyone else..

Pixy: That was a purely tactical decision!

Count: You are the weirdest. Everyone knows it was the world's worst breakup! The OBC even made a documentary about it!

#incorrect ace combat #ace combat #ace combat zero #ace combat 7 #Ace combat 6 #This #Au #Is fun because the wingmen surely have bitching sessions like this #Count: guys I have tea x from x squadron is trying to date y #Pixy and Sham: no wayyy #They also shadow complain about their leads #In an affectionate way ofc over beer #Or tea #shippy stuff

ACZ,6,7 AU - Incorrect bets & team pairing dynamics

Shamrock: Morning Talisman, what do bees make? Talisman: Honey? Shamrock: Yes? Talisman: Aww, you got me on that :)

Pixy: Pfft, you guys are so lame. Shamrock: I’ll bet you and Count 50 zollars EACH that you can’t replicate that. Pixy & Count: Easy, you’re on! ---- Later ----- Pixy: Yo Buddy, what do bees make? Cipher: Propolis. Why? Are there bees in the hangar? Pixy: Popo what?? Not HONEY? Like a normal person? And no, put down the bug spray. Fuck.. I Owe Shamrock 50 zollars. Count: Hey Trigger, what do bees make? Trigger: They make a BbZzzz BZzzZzzz! BbbbZzzzZzz!! :D Count, Shamrock, Pixy: ........ Shamrock: Count, I’ll give you a 5% discount.

#Ace combat #incorrect ace combat #ace combat 7 #ace combat 6 #ace combat zero #Do not bet against someone with a TAC name of Shamrock #these guys live rent free in my head #I lowkey like groups with distinct dynamics that work well tgt #had to repost this a few times cos the layout kept getting whacked #AU

Ciphixy being idiots, or very brave. It's a fine line.

This happened after they made up for good (inc. the link to a older HC post of how it could have happened at the end). Pixy moved in with Cipher after the war as Pixy's place was behind enemy lines, only to find that Cipher has only enough stuff to fit a suitcase. So it's off to IKEA. Pixy has class. There's no way he is going to initiate make up sex on an inflatable mattress.

Adapted an incorrect quote thing, and turning up the sexy cos I made the mistake of watching fboy Island with friends. It was so cringe and the guy we were rooting for (same industry, we knew abt his projects i.e he has brains outside the show), is white and has Pixy's hair XD

HC-ing away: https://www.tumblr.com/mt10lt20/691287411885473792/i-think-i-will-be-back-to-crack-posting-because

#Ace combat #Incorrect ace combat #ace combat zero #Cipher #Pixy #Ciphixy #Jokes on you Pixy is into that shit #Banned from IKEA for life #RIP shopping list #Also could not get past ep 2 of fboy Island sorry Mark Moran #Fboy fly boy lol #Crackpost again #shippy stuff

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