#incorrect artemis

[death-and-flowers]

Apollo: You're so smart.

Artemis: You got the beauty; I got the brains.

Artemis: And the beauty.

[heavenlyangeliq]

“Allowing me to be vulnerable, that’s the best gift you’ve ever given me”_ Artemis to Jason

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

Artemis: how did you two get in an accident?

Hyacinthus: we were driving and there was a deer on the road and yelled, 'Apollo, deer!'

Artemis: and?

Hyacinthus: tell her what you said.

Apollo:

Apollo: i said, 'yes, honey?'

[death-and-flowers]

Artemis: Gods, I hate men.

Apollo: What about me?

Artemis: You're not a man; you're my brother.

Artemis: But since you ask, yes. I hate you too.

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

Apollo, smoking: hey, dumbass

Artemis, carrying baby Hermes: hey. I thought you stopped smoking for good?

Apollo: I stopped smoking for good.

Apollo: now I smoke for evil

Apollo: *blows smoke at Hermes' face*

[death-and-flowers]

Artemis: Well, you are what you eat.

Apollo: Is that why I'm such an asshole?

Artemis: *spits out drink*

[incorectpercyjackson]

Apollo: try to think like me

Artemis: okay... Guess I want sex

Apollo: wait what?

Artemis: you said I should think like you. You want sex all the time. Now is always, ergo you want sex .