#incorrect jason todd

[ramen8008]

Dick: You've been nicer

Jason: What?

Dick: You've been nicer to me. You gave me coffee, listened when I had a plan-

Jason, cracking his knuckles: I can punch you.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

jason: i wish he’d just finished the job and killed me

dick: jason don’t say that man

jason: and you dick

jason: yeah i wish he killed us both

dick: i wasn’t even there

[ramen8008]

Bruce: what did I say bout calling Damian a demon

Jason: that it's offensive to the demo-

Bruce: Jason no

[ramen8008]

Dick: when was the last time you slept?

Jason: define "slept"

Tim: Closed your eyes without plotting someone’s downfall.

Jason: oh that's easy. Never

Dick: you know what that explains a lot

[ramen8008]

Bruce: wait what do you mean you guys are seeing someone?

Damian: therapist

Tim: romantically

Jason: hallucinations

Dick: all of the above

[writerswho]

Jason: Nobody saw us. No witnesses.

Jason: And without witnesses, it's all just circumcized evidence.

[ramen8008]

Dick: hey have you eaten today?

Jason: no

Jason: I run on hatred and spite

Dick: ... Yeah me neither

[ramen8008]

Dick: what's wrong with us

Jason: a lot

Dick: well at least we're beautiful