#incorrect brujay

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Jason, on the phone: Hey, Bruce, can I borrow $5000? Bruce: Why do you need $5000? Jason: For an escape room. Bruce: What kind of escape room costs $5000?! Jason: Jason: Jail.

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Bruce: Alright I'll be leaving for three days. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Jason: Mine just says 'Jason, no'.

Bruce: And you can apply that to every possible situation.

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Jason: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people who caused the stress to begin with.

Bruce:

Bruce: *Backs away slowly*

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Jason: Truth or dare?

Bruce: Truth.

Jason: What’s your credit card number?

Bruce: Dare.

Jason: I dare you to tell me your credit card number.

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Jason: In times of trouble I think to myself "What would Bruce do?"

Jason: Then I do the opposite.

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Bruce: Jason, you’re too violent!

Jason: Well, you know what they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few legs.

Bruce: That’s not how the saying goes.

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Jason: So, here is the tea-

Bruce: It’s called a mission report.

Jason: Look. Do you want the tea or not?

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Jason: turns out a butterfly net can catch anything if it’s the right size

Bruce: is that the Joker...?