Feb 11, 2025
Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me
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Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me
Yoongi: "I'd fight you but my weighted blanket is holding me back."
Namjoon: "Weighted- Yoongi that's Jimin."
Yoongi: “As Gandhi once said; Fuck.”
Namjoon: “Gandhi did not say that.”
Yoongi: “That was the joke, dumbass.”
yoongi: hey wanna go bowling?
namjoon: yeah let's go
[later at an all-u-can-eat buffet]
namjoon: i thought u meant the bowling alley
yoongi, on his third bowl: eat ur damn soup!!!
Yoongi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Namjoon: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Yoongi:
Yoongi: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Namjoon , going over Yoongi's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Yoongi: Yes
Namjoon : Okay... may I know what you create?
Namjoon : Problems.
Pre debut namgi be like:
Namjoon : *Gets down on one knee*
Yoongi: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Namjoon : *Falls over*
Yoongi: The poison is kicking in.
Namjoon : So are we flirting right now?
Yoongi: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Namjoon : That doesn’t answer my question