Shane: Are we sure we should be listening to these guys? It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?
Ryan: … Plato.
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Shane: Are we sure we should be listening to these guys? It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?
Ryan: … Plato.
Shane: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.
Ryan: How so?
Shane: Haven’t died yet
Shane: I failed my safety course today.
Ryan: How?! Everything in there is basic knowledge!
Shane: Well they asked what kind of steps would you take in a fire.
Ryan:...and
Shane: Apparently fucking large ones isn’t right.
Ryan: I typed ‘Bitch’ into my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway.
Shane: It’s two in the morning.
Ryan: Vroom vroom motherfucker.
Shane doing literally anything to antagonize ghosts and demons:
Ryan, very annoyed and scared: I- I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
Ryan: Don't fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
Shane: Ohio...