#incorrect buzzfeed quotes

[incorrectbczzfeedunsolved]

Shane: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Ryan: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

[mis-incorrect-quotes-blog]

Ryan: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!

Shane: ....

Ryan: Y'know, autumn shit.

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Ryan: Esto es tu culpa.

Shane: I know, I know.

Curly: You speak spanish?

Shane: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.

[incorrect-worthit]

Andrew: Could you ever see us as being more than friends?

Steven: YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons. Hang on, let me find the picture I drew/

Andrew:

[bajablasterrr]

Incorrect Buzzfeed Unsolved

Ryan: *to the ghost* If you're dead, say something

Ghost: *whispers* Something

Ryan: OHMYFUCKINGGODD

SHANE DID YOU HEAR THAT

Shane: Nope, it's just a coincidence

Ryan: *wheezes*

[verytiredtm]

"Hello boys, it's me. Ya demon."

-Shane entering the room

[ajaxskingdom]

Shane: Spooky scary chipmunk maybe but not ghost

Ryan: I hate you

[uncooldotcom]

Ryan: are you going to ignore Brent?

Shane: I told you, Ryan, I don't believe in ghosts