May 6, 2024
*at 3 AM*
Power: *runs into Denji's room and turns on the light* Wake up, sleepyhead!
Denji: *wakes up* Dude!
Power: *cackles*
Beam: *sits up from where he was sleeping next to Denji* Huh?
Power:
Power: WHAT THE F--
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*at 3 AM*
Power: *runs into Denji's room and turns on the light* Wake up, sleepyhead!
Denji: *wakes up* Dude!
Power: *cackles*
Beam: *sits up from where he was sleeping next to Denji* Huh?
Power:
Power: WHAT THE F--
guess who started watching chainsaw man?
Denji: You’re a freakin’ gold digger, Y/N!
Y/N: If I were a gold digger, do you think I’d be interested in you? I would be the worst gold digger in the world!
denji: you think i really give a fuck? i can’t even read
Asa: dionaea muscipula or the Venus flytrap is a carnivorous plant native to subtropical wetlands on the East Coast of the United States in North Carolina and South Carolina. It catches...
Denji: hey, Asa
Asa: ... It's catches its prey — chiefly insects and arachnids — with a trapping structure formed by the terminal portion of each of the plant's leave-
Danji: Asa. It's a penguin there! Cool, yeah??
Asa: oh my god, penguin.
Asa:
Asa: we are in the batanic garden, what the hell.
Samurai Sword: You're not even going to apologize for killing Grand Dad? Is there a fucking cactus where your heart should be!?
Denji, looks down pensively before pointing at his chest: Nooo, it's a chainsaw. ✨
Denji, shaking a beer can: Um, Power I think it's ready now
Power: Keep shaking dilhole, it's gotta be really really shook up
Denji: I know but, um, i've been shaking for a long time, a really long time
Power: Just keep shaking it Denji...shaking it, hehe
Denji: But my arm's getting tired and stuff
Power, taking the can: Dammit Denji, why don't you just give up on life and stuff, you big baby. It's like, I gotta do everything myself
Power, after shaking the can for not even five seconds: This is hard.
Denji: Yeah yeah, that's what I've been saying Power
Denji: I'm ten times sexier and cooler than you!
Aki: Ten times zero is still nothing, dweeb.
Denji: ....
Aki: ...
Denji: Jokes on you! I can't do math!
#THISISCANON