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Andrew: ...

Wren: ....

Andrew: Uh, you want a beer?

Ashley: He's four!

Andrew: I dunno! What am I supposed to do with him?

Ashley: *Drunk.* When I die, at like thirty-five, can you circumcise yourself and bury your foreskin with me?

Andrew: *Also drunk.* IF you die at thirty-five, then yes.

Ashley: We're both rotten.

Andrew: Only you're a little more rotten.

Ashley: *Trips and falls, lightly bumping her head.* Ow! Andy! *Runs to Andrew.*

Andrew: ...?

Ashley: *Pointing to her head.* Andy! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Andrew: You're a grown woman!

Ashley: *Still pointing.* Andy! Kiss!

Andrew: Yeah, Yeah. For fuck sake. *Kisses the top of her head.*

Ashley: *Drawing her Leyley x Andy art.* Mozart didn't fucking make the Mona Lisa overnight.

Andrew: He didn't make it at all.

Ashley: *Looking around their shitty apartment.* You know, I wonder if I had gone to college, could I have avoided this situation?

Andrew: *shrugging while he takes a drink.* I went to college, and I'm here.

Ashley: Stuffing flavoured chips. Andrew I'd love to see you get stuffed.

Teenage Wren, disgusted: Wow!

Andrew: What is... What?

Ashley: I just want to be loved.

Andrew: There isn't enough love in the whole, wide world to satisfy you.

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