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28, He/Him, minors DNI.

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Andrew, holding a DVD: I found this movie called Blubberella.

Ashley, laughing: What's that? Please read that out.

Andrew: Uh, well. I mean, you can probably guess. Uh, "An action-comedy centered on an overweight woman, whose footsteps cause explosions."

Ashley: Ha!

Andrew: "And whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her". It's also set in 1940, in Germany.

Ashley, in tears of laughter: Jesus Christ!

Andrew, while Ashley is dying of laughter: there's a character called Vaj. But, it's not Blubberella. Clint Howard's in it. There's a character who's addicted to blood. I assume drinking blood. Blubberella's half Vampire.

Ashley: Okay.

Andrew: Yeah...

Ashley: There's so much in that! So many ideas...

Andrew: I'm not finished. "Blubberella loves nothing better than killing Nazis, and a substantial Turkey on Rye."

Ashley continues to die laughing.

Andrew: Wow... That sounds like fun.

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Ashley: Honestly, at this point, I don't even remember why Six Eyes owes me money. But, a gal's gotta live by a code, ya know?

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Leyley: We're the MTV Generation.

Andy: We feel neither highs nor lows.

Douglas: Really?

Renee: What's it like?

Andy, shrugging: Meh...

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After killing an assassin, Ashley starts searching the corpses pockets.

Andrew: What are you doing?

Ashley: Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.

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Ashley: I've woken up blind, one time.

Andrew: No, you haven't.

Ashley: Yes, I have!

Andrew: No, you fucking have not woken up blind. Your eyes were closed. We've already talked about this.

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Andrew, staring out at the afternoon sky: I may be just a citizen by day. But, by night I'm...

Smash cut to him looking out at the street in the night, waiting for Ashley to get home.

Andrew, sipping whiskey: Night Citizen.

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Andrew: Why are your hands so cold?

Ashley: Because I have bad circulation. And I'm also of the Devil.

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Ashley: Babe. Babe, are you awake? Okay, uh, while we were sleeping, you pushed my leg off of you.

Andrew, tiredly: Hm?

Ashley, progressively getting more tearful: And, I was wondering if you still love me?

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Andrew, reading a packet while shopping: Chicken jerky?

Ashley: CHICKEN JOCKEY!

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Ashley: I'm looking for my hunting knife. Have you, uh, seen it anywhere?

Andrew: Should be in the left drawer down there. Why? You going on a hunting trip?

Ashley: You could say that.

Ashley's thoughts: A deadly hunting trip...

Andrew: What are you doing?

Ashley: What?

Andrew: It looks like you're making a bad pun in your head.

Ashley: No, just thinking to myself.

Ashley's thoughts: Deadly thoughts...

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Andrew and Ashley: *Watching a shitty Horror movie.*

Character in shitty Horror movie: I downloaded the definition of Sundowning...

Andrew: You downloaded the definition?

Ashley: I mean, yeah, technically. But who the hell says that?

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Ashley: We're both rotten.

Andrew: Only you're a little more rotten.

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Ashley: I just want to be loved.

Andrew: There isn't enough love in the whole, wide world to satisfy you.

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Ashley: I killed Julia.

Andrew, sarcastically: Of course you did, Ashley.

*A little later.*

Andrew: New shoes?

Ashley: Oh, their Julias. She was wearing them at the time.

Andrew, sarcastically: Of course she was, darling. And that's blood on the toe, right?

Andrew: ...

Ashley: I didn't mean to!

Andrew: ...

Ashley: It was self-defence!

Andrew: ...

Ashley: Andrew?

Andrew: *Faints.*

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Incest Media Day 3.

Title: Elfen Lied.

Language: Japanese, with an English dub.

Type of media: Anime TV series based on the Manga of the same name.

Type of incest: Cousin x Cousin.

Manga writer: Lynn Okamoto.

Director: Mamoru Kanbe.

Story: Cousins Kouta and Yuka discover a naked woman on a beach. Bringing her back home, they learn that she is mute, except for the word "Nyu". Little do the cousins know what they've fallen into when they take her in.

Importance of incest to the story: Minor. Elfen Lied is an infamously controversial anime. The incest is really quite a small detail when compared to the gore, child murder, and themes of sexual assault.

Trailer: CW: FLASHING IMAGES.

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Incest Media Day 2.

Title: The Cement Garden.

Language: English.

Type of media: Movie based on the book of the same name.

Type of incest: Older sister x Younger brother.

Writer and Director: Andrew Birkin.

Original novel written by: Ian McEwan.

Story: After the death of their mother, a group of siblings bury her body in cement and hide her death from the outside world to avoid having their family separated.

Importance of incest to the story: Major.

Trailer:

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Ashley: What's the weirdest sex-thing you've ever done?

Andrew, sighing: So, when I dated Julia, she wanted to role-play. And, I was like, "Alright. So, what'd... What did you have in mind? Like, a schoolgirl thing? Like, what are you thinking?"

Ashley, giggling: Uh-huh?

Andrew: And she was like, "Well... It's just kind of this fantasy that I've had for a while." And, I'm like, "Please, tell me." And she's like, "Well, do you mind being a character?" And I'm like, "Fuck it! I'll be whoever the fuck you want me to be. Who do you want me to be?" And she said, "Heath Ledger's Joker."

Ashley, cringing: Oh, God. Wait, was she serious?

Andrew: Yup! I'll tell you how it started. I walked into the room and went...

Andrew, doing a Joker impression: "Well, hello, beautiful."

Ashley, laughing: Oh, God, it's so cringe!