WORLD’S BIGGEST GARDEVOIR FAN!!!!!!

amélie • 22 • they/she nintendo • anime • shitposting

[the-yuri-observer]

i love survivor. i love stupid people. this show makes me so happy

[the-yuri-observer]

hi everyone! it’s kayak/amélie!! i will be moving accounts bc i don’t feel attached to this one anymore and i’ve needed a change for a while. if anyone wants the new account feel free to dm me, or follow me on bluesky where i’m most active!!

[soup-mother]

I dropped a grand piano on your boyfriend and it just crushed and killed him painfully and wasn't cartoony at all but was still kinda funny/cute/good.

[mousegirlheart]

doing this on her thang

[mousegirlheart]

did that on her thang

[pukicho]

How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

[pukicho]

Turns out I know everything about lesbians

[moonlitlillypop]

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

[ycoil]

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

[thomasmomwell]

[trudemaethien]

1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3

so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:

so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)

https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this

absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂

[thesevenumbrellas]

Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs

[determinate-negation]

the french revolution

misunderstood introvert king louis: please! im trying to collect clocks & ruin france wild extrovert robespierre: ITS GUILLOTINE TIME BABEY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one of the spiritual costs of being on tumblr is eventually your posts WILL be randomly tagged as homestuck references and you'll be too beaten down to even wonder what's going on there

[willowings]

you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid

[someofmyartstuff]

I’ve been getting back into botw lately! I’m having tons of fun with posing and decided to draw link!!

(Comparison to my last drawing of link I did in ~2018 under the cut)

Keep reading

[cetitanhasmoved]

If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

[kaban-bang]

This could've been a yuri

[vigilskept]

“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.

[the-yuri-observer]

exploding u with my autistic psychic mind powers