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Wanda: I created a false reality and took a whole town with me! I also became a witch!

Peter: I got put in witness protection and married an evil witch and changed my last name to boner!

Erik: I've never been so appalled yet proud yet disappointed in my entire life.

Erik: Peter, why is there blood all over the floor?

Peter: I got poked

Erik: You want me to believe you were poked?

Peter: ...I was aggressively poked with a knife?

Erik: YoU gOt sTaBbEdd????

Peter: AGGRESSIVELY POKED WITH A KNIFE!

Charles: ...Erik I think i'm having a heart attack

charles: why did you give a knife to a fucking child?!

erik: well peter was feeling unsafe.

charles: now i feel unsafe!

erik: oh, i'm so sorry.

erik: want a knife?

Erik: Any sign of trouble just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.

Wanda: What is the signal?

Pietro: Me screaming.

baby peter: dad? can you check for monsters under the bed?

erik: the monsters don't live under the bed, peter, they live inside of us.

baby peter:

erik: *kisses the top of peter's head* goodnight darling.

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Erik: PETER why are you wearing my helmet? I said you have to ask permission first!

Peter: I did ask. You never said I had to get a yes.

Erik: ...

Erik: *choked up* I-I have NEVER been so proud...

Erik: when I said "how stupid can you be?" it wasn't a challenge

Peter*who just ran to north and came back with a penguin* : but he looked sad there:(

erik: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

peter: it was me, dad...

erik:... going to be forgiven, because we all make mistakes sometimes and everybody deserves a second chance.

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