#incorrect dr stone

[mr-humphries]

Ukyo: you like basketball, I like tennis...

Ukyo, looking over to Ryusui: what do you like?

Ryusui, rubbing his hands together deviously: big booty bi-

[reiverry]

Average Five Wise Generals meet-up:

Ukyo: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? 

Chrome: Schrödinger's boys. 

Senku: FUCK! 

Gen: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? 

Ryusui: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.  All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. 

Ukyo:

Chrome:

Senku:

Gen:

Ryusui: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

[heartxout]

can u tell i’m having a dr stone hyperfixation resurgence

[heartxout]

gen: thank you for agreeing to meet with me

senku: you just walked in here and started talking

gen: i don’t have time for a history lesson

[midorikawawas]

Senku: I've been trying to drop make subtle hints that I'm gay lately

Also Senku with a microphone: I'm gay

[midorikawawas]

Ryusui: Hey why does Xeno calls you babygirl?

Stanley: let's be quiet for a while

[jewishpangolin]

Hi my name is Senku Ishigami and I have long off-white hair with green tips that sticks straight up and bright red eyes like rubies and a lot of people tell me I look like Albert Einstein (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Byakuya Ishigami by blood but I wish I was because he’s a great dad. I was petrified for 3700 years but I look fine aside from some scars on my face. I have pale white skin. I’m also a genius, and I lead a village called the Kingdom of Science in Japan where I’m the chief (I’m seventeen). I’m a scientist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly leather. I live in the Stone Age and I make all my clothes myself. For example today I was wearing a leather robe with "E=mc^2" on it, and leather boots. I was walking outside the Kingdom of Science. It wasn't snowing or raining so there was sunlight, which I was very happy about, since I could use the solar energy for science. Tsukasa stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him. “Hey Senku!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Gen Asagiri! “What’s up Gen?” I asked. “Nothing.” he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

[drstone-r]

Senkuu: Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails.