*when Gen, Kohaku and Chrome leave the group to track Stan*
Gen: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Senku: Mine just says "Senku-chan no."
Gen: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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*when Gen, Kohaku and Chrome leave the group to track Stan*
Gen: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Senku: Mine just says "Senku-chan no."
Gen: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Senku: Gen, you haven’t left the laboratory in three days, yet you somehow knew that Taiju used Yuzuriha’s fabric scissors?
Gen: It’s a gift, Senku-chan! I am simply in tune with the human psyche.
Chelsea:[Bursters into the room, out of breath, slamming a map onto the table] GUYS! You will NOT believe what I found while surveying the north ridge!
Senku: A new iron deposit?
Chelsea: No! Even better! Look at this layout! If you track the patterns, Tsukasa has been intentionally taking the long route to the river just to avoid making eye contact with Hyoga after their argument about protein! I mapped out the exact radius of their mutual awkwardness!
Gen: [Inspecting the map] Excellent work, Chelsea. The geography of spite.
Chelsea: Yay! I love helping with 'demographic research' [Runs off to map more drama]
Senku: ......You're weaponizing her enthusiasm.
I have a strong desire for Suika to have a childhood, so I taught her the floor is lava
Senku, Gen, Chrome, and Kohaku joined in too. Then Chrome (that rat) decided to play no mercy rules and kicked my butt off of the table
Long story short, the floor is lava now has Francois as a referee
StanXeno: “I will destroy the world for you”
rip sai nanami, you would've loved the minecraft movie
flint and steel 😞
Francois: I support Ryuusui-sama on his noble quest to attain everything.
Ryuusui: I want you, too ;)
Francois:... Maybe not that one..?
Taiju: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Gen recently.
Senku: No, Taiju, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Taiju: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Senku: No! You’re the only one for me.
Taiju: Is that so?
Senku: I promise! The Mentalist and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.
Taiju: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Senku: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Taiju: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Senku: Of course bro!
Taiju: Bro...
Gen (and Yuzuriha tbh): What the-
Senku: Alright, mentalist. I need you to trick the power team into hauling another three tons of iron ore. Do it, and a fresh, fizzy bottle of Senku Cola is all yours.
Gen: No thank you, Senku-chan. I’ll pass.
Senku: ....What do you mean, pass? It’s cola. Your loyalty is built on a foundation of sugar and carbonation!
Gen: Yes, well, the market has stabilized, and my demand has been met elsewhere. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a hammock.
Senku: [Squinting] Who authorized you to have a surplus of joy?
♤
Senku: [Storming into Xeno’s workspace] Xeno! Care to explain why my mentalist is currently lounging in a lawn chair, refusing to do manual labor propaganda?
Xeno: Shh. Not so loud, Senku. You’ll ruin the carbonation.
Senku: Is that.....cola? Why the hell are you making him cola?!
Xeno: Because it is a highly efficient transaction. I provide Asagiri with a premium, scientifically perfect beverage, and in return, he acts as a human shield.
Senku: A human shield?!?!
Xeno: He stands outside my door and tells the primitives that I am "manifesting scientific breakthroughs" so they stop barging in to ask me how to build a toaster. It is a small price to pay for peace.
Senku: [Staring at Gen, who is now drinking cola out of a fancy wine glass with a tiny umbrella in it] You sold me out for Xeno’s cola? Ten billion percent unacceptable.
Gen: Oh, come now, Senku-chan! Don't look at me with those scary science eyes. It’s just business.
Senku: I'm literally re-inventing modern civilization from scratch for you.
Gen: Yes, and I am eternally grateful! But Xeno-chan’s recipe has a delightful hint of vanilla, and all I have to do to get it is stand in a hallway and look mysterious. Your jobs involve getting yelled at by Magma.
Senku: Traitorous mentalist.....I'll just have to adjust my recipe to include caffeine. We'll see who wins the monopoly then.