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good morning, world. Where do we go next?
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good morning, world. Where do we go next?
The five wise generals find Ukyo’s photos from his delinquent past 🏹
Chrome: [Yelling from the top of a tree] BAD NEWS, MY PANTS GOT SNAGGED ON A BRANCH AND I’M STUCK!
Senku: Ten billion percent inefficient. Alright, let's calculate the trajectory. We need a pulley system, some hemp rope, and a counterweight equivalent to Chrome’s exact weight.
Ryusui: Haha! A grand rescue mission! I shall fund a massive trampoline! We will launch him into the sky and catch him in a silk net! The sheer thrill is worth every penny of Dragos!
Gen: Oh, dear. Or.....hear me out....we could just use some reverse psychology? "Oh, Chrome-chan, Ruri-chan says she prefers guys who don't live in trees." He’ll scramble down on his own in seconds.
Ukyo: If I shoot an arrow, the friction might snap the branch and drop him.
Kohaku: [walks over, looks up, looks at the guys]
Kohaku: [shrugs, sprints up the trunk like a squirrel, grabs Chrome by his collar, rips his pants free, and drops him straight into a bush.]
Chrome: THANKS, KOHAKU! THAT WAS BADASS!
Senku, Ryusui, Gen, & Ukyo: [staring at the empty branch, then at Kohaku]
Gen: .....Well. That was devastatingly low-tech.
Gen: Heeey, Ukyo-chan, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Ukyo: ...Why?
Gen: Ryusui-chan fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Chrome: Senku doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
FIVE WISE GENERALS 💥💥💥
I drew this for an art comp on discord.. pray for me chat imma need it 🙏💔
Return of Minami's Radio Show: Interview with the Five Generals!
Minami: Okay, so first one's a softball; what do each of you consider your treasure? Gen: Oh, you know, my cards, my flowers, my blood packets in case I ever need to fake my death. I value what I have on hand. Chrome: Ores! Silver, copper, carbide. Greatest treasure of them all! Minami: Yes, well, I didn't mean literal treasure- Senku: In that case, I'm going with the Kingdom of Science flag Yuzuriha gave me. Ryuusui: *snapping fingers* you're all thinking inside the box! I treasure EVERYTHING!!! Minami: Of course you do. And- Ukyo? You haven't answered yet. What do you treasure?? Ukyo: World peace.
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