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Boys will be boys 😂

Tony: Stephen claims he doesn’t talk in his sleep except that’s a lie, because last night he rolled over and told me

Stephen: “Chef, your salsa is garbagesauce. For that reason, we’ve decided to chop you,”

Tony: And I laughed so hard I woke him up. So that’s why we can’t watch Chopped in bed anymore.

Pepper: …That’s great Tony but I need you to finish your fucking paperwork.

Tony: I don’t date people who are physically smaller than me, because there is no use in stealing their clothes.

Tony: imagine wearing a shirt that’s small on you. Like why?

Tony: a shirt that’s big on you, though? Just last week I wore Stephen’s shirt and I accidentally smacked Harley with the sleeve. It was great.

Tony: now, I’m wearing Pepper’s pants. They are big on me, but I’m going to trip and break something I hate and it will be awesome.

Old but gold 😂

Pepper: touching is a way to showing love!

Tony: let's touch you, Stephen!

Stephen: *smack their hands away* stop slapping my butt, you horny bitches!

Run, Stephen, run.

Tony & Stephen *to Pepper*: I would die for you!

Pepper: DO I NEED THAT, ASSHOLES? BECOME A WIDOW WITH A MULTI-BILLION COMPANY AND A BUNCH OF KIDS?!

Tony & Stephen *sweating heavily*: I would...live...for you...?

Pepper *patting their head*: That's better. Good boys.

Embrace.

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