#incorrect pepperony

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Tony: You like me? You like my personality?

Pepper: I was surprised, too.

[ir0npvrker]

interviewer to pepper: so what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

tony, grabbing the mic: amazing. i never thought i would ever be this happy

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Pepper: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch

Tony: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes fruit loops

[incorrect-assvengers]

Tony: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying?

Pepper: ...

Tony: Fitness is my passion.

Pepper: Tony no-

Tony: *wailing*

[clownsandmarvel]

Pepper, looking at the camera, Tired of Shit: Neither my husband or my daughter had voluntarily eaten in the past three days and I don’t know which will last longer, my daughter’s toddlerhood, my marriage, or my will to live.

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Tony: There’s a line between a bad joke and a dad joke

Tony: You’ll know when it becomes apparent

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Tony Stark InstaStories

[incorrect-avengers-quotes46]

Tony: I’m Iron Man, what I say goes.

Pepper: ... through me for final approval