#incorrect dukeceit

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Janus: This is such a bad idea.

Remus: Then why are you coming along?

Janus: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

Janus, disguised as Patton: octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously because god blessed them with the ability. however, they do not hug anyone because they have made covenant with the devil. any questions?

Roman: where’s Patton?

Janus: in a better place now. sit down immediately.

Patton, being strangled by Remus: i-

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Logan: Is it true that you spent three days in the trunk of Janus’s car waiting to scare him?

Remus: No.

Virgil: It was five.

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Remus: Isn’t surgery just stabbing someone to life??

Janus: Please never become a surgeon

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*In the secondary sides group chat*

Janus: You will machete through this!

Janus: *make it

Janus: do not machete your way through this

Remus: too late

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Janus: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Remus: We’ve had worse and you know it!

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Headcannon turned incorrect quote thing is that Janus secretly sleeps with a snake plush and one time he was super groggy and walked out of his room with it and Remus lost his shit

Janus: morning remus

Remus: *stifled laughter*

Janus: ??? *relizes he still has the snake plush*

Remus: BAHAHHAHA

Janus: WAIT NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Remus: JAN IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE *WHEEZE*

THE BIG BAD EVIL SIDE SLEEPS WITH A DUMB STUFFED TOY-

Janus: MISTER SLITHERS ITS NOT DUMB!

Remus: ITS NAME IS MISTER SLITHERS?? *hysterical laughter*

Janus: tell Virgil and I’ll fucking kill you remus

Anon I love this so much

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Janus: At least when we dated I was respectable

Remus: You put me on a public DNI!