#incorrect deceit

[incorrect-robbie]

Employee: You’re ten dollars short

Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!

Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short

Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*

Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*

Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*

Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: At least when we dated I was respectable

Remus: You put me on a public DNI!

[sympathetic-deception]

Logan: *drunk* I like Janus. he has such beautiful eyes.

Logan: I love him.

Janus: ......

Logan: Don’t tell him, ok?

Janus, softly: Okay Logan, I won’t.

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

Janus: Virgil, no.

Virgil:

Janus: what did i say about batting your eyes at me?

Virgil, sadly: it only works on roman.

[sympathetic-deception]

Logan: Can you get some laundry detergent on the way back, Jams?

Janus: Laundry detergent?

Logan: You know the liquid you pour into the washing machine

Janus who spends all his time with Remus: OH you mean laundry sauce!

Logan, utterly disgusted: What the fuck

[sympathetic-deception]

Remus: I love sleepovers.

Janus: This isn’t a sleep over, you’re in the hospital!

Remus: Then why do I have this nightgown?

Janus: That’s a hospital gown.

Remus: Truth or dare.

Janus:

Remus:

Janus: Dare...

[sympathetic-deception]

Virgil: Janus, guess what! We're stealing a news van!

Janus: It's the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?

[sympathetic-deception]

Janus: Can you all just- be serious for five minutes??

Logan: Their record is three and a half.