#irv ravitz

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Nigel: If we don't figure out this security breach, every negative email we've ever written about Irv Ravitz is going to be automatically sent to him.

Andy: What emails are you talking about?

Nigel [reading aloud]: "Irv Ravitz's favorite songs: Creep by TLC, Creep by Radiohead, Creep by Stone Temple Pilots." Remember that one, Emily?

Emily: [shrugs]

Nigel: "There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper." Serena.

Serena: I stand by that.

Nigel: "He eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him." Andy.

Andy: That's not that bad.

Nigel: "P.S. We should kill him."

Andy: Aw fuck.

[elle--nic]

[something minorly inconvenient happens]

miranda: why is this happening to me?? I’m literally such a good person I don’t deserve this??

nigel:

andy:

emily:

serena:

stephen:

irv:

sherry from HR:

every coat ever:

miranda: oh I see

[texts-from-runway]

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Irv: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Miranda: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, I don't care.

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Irv: Must be hard, not being able to laugh.

Miranda: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Irv: I've never heard you laugh.

Miranda: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Irv: [about Android!Serena] If I could, I'd have that thing hung.

Emily: But she's already hung!

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Irv: I'm going to dispose of Miranda and make Jacqueline Folet the Editor-in-Chief of Runway!

Android!Serena: If you even look at Runway, I will blast you with my lasers! I dare you to do it, I want you to do it so I can blast you into pieces! I'm fucking crazy!

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Irv: Hey

Miranda: That's enough