#incorrect exo chats

[hueningkimchi]

9: Surprise Birthday Planning

ARMY: Now that NCTizen isn't here, we can order the cake and decorate the house. Now is the time!

EXO-L: Who's doing it?

STAY: I'll do it!

STAY: *ordering cake over the phone*

Cake Shop Employee: ...and what would you like your cake to say?

Stay, covering the phone to look at the others: Do we want a talking cake?

ARMY: W-what...

EXO-L: *face-palms*

[exoploring]

Baekhyun: last one in the pool is gay!!!

Chanyeol:

Kyungsoo:

Junmyeon:

Sehun:

Yixing:

Jongin:

Jongdae: *tries to enter pool*

Minseok: *grabs jongdae's hand to stop him, interlocking their fingers*

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: ok i see where i went wrong

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[jaeurus]

baekhyun : look all i'm saying is, suho works really hard for us and nothing is cheap.

kyungsoo : except you.

baekhyun : believe me, i'm not cheap.

kyungsoo : fine. free. whatever.

[exoploring]

Minseok: Chanyeol's girlfriend just broke up with him

Baekhyun: I'll be here to comfort him with open arms!

Minseok: Oh that's nice of you-

Baekhyun: And an open mouth.

Minseok:

Baekhyun: And open legs-

Minseok: Baekhyun no-

[exoploring]

junmyeon: don't forget to bring your valuables

jongin: it's great that kyungsoo hyung is small

kyungsoo:

jongin: so that i can always bring him with me

kyungsoo: *blushes*

chanyeol: see if i was the one who said that i would get a kick to the shin

[exoploring]

during a team meeting

junmyeon: you've been an exo member for how long now?

jongdae: six years

junmyeon: and your first name is?

jongdae: jongdae

junmyeon: and your boyfriend's name is?

jongdae: minseok- *cough* i misunderstood i thought you said best friend. my best friend is minseok.

minseok, from the back: you BASTARD. YOU LYING BASTARD

[exoploring]

baekhyun, for the nth time: fuck the police

chanyeol: but the jury would like to ask why wont you fuck me instead