#incorrect gidle

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Soyeon: I love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch

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[Jay and Sunghoon working as part-timers with Shuhua]

Shuhua: Where’s Sunghoon?

Jay: Around.

Shuhua: Around?

Shuhua: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Sunghoon, at customer service: hi, I can't find my colleagues

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Yuqi: Time for plan G

Soyeon: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yuqi: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Soojin: What about plan D?

Yuqi: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago

Minnie: What about plan E?

Yuqi: Miyeon dies in plan E

Shuhua: I like plan E

Miyeon: Do I want to know what plan F would've been?

Yuqi: You're funny, no

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Soojin: What do you want for your birthday?

Yuqi: *opens mouth*

Soojin: Don’t say a samurai sword

[incorrectgidle]

Therapist: now, what do we say when our actions upset someone?

Shuhua: hoes mad

Therapist: no

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Soyeon: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?

Rest of G-idle: *raise their hands*

Soyeon: Without resorting to violence

Minnie and Shuhua: *lower their hands*

Soyeon: Or childish name calling

Miyeon and Yuqi: *lower their hands*

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Minnie: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Shuhua?

Shuhua: Yuqi, easily

Yuqi: What the fuck, girl

Minnie: Why?

Shuhua: Well, I like you, I respect Soyeon unnie too much and Miyeon would be too easy. She'd probably be into it

Miyeon, now standing in the doorway: YA!

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*Jay and Sunghoon flirting with each other yet again*

Shuhua: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Jay: 100% noona.

Sunghoon: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Shuhua: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Sunghoon. I fucking wonder.