#incorrect godzilla quotes

[cheramiie]

Rodan: are you in love with Mothra?

Godzilla: *sweats* ...no

Rodan: then why do you draw 'M+G' in hearts everywhere?

Godzilla: it stands for misery and grief.

[graspingremlinhands]

Ichi: I don't understand, people who get in relationships and call each other cheap pet names. Like sugar or honey. They should raise the bar and call them expensive things.

Godzilla: Good morning my beautiful electric bills.

Mothra: I love you grocery list.

Rodan: How's going my dear student loans?

Ichi: I hate you all.

[altincorrectquotes]

Zilla Jr: Daddy?

Nick: Do I look like-

[godzillasrighttoe]

Godzilla: Disgusting little creatures, soon you shall feel my hate, and suffer as I have suffered!

Source: Princess Mononoke

[perish-the-creator]

Mothra: Don't tell me you two destroyed Hong Kong and killed thousands over a petty rivalry.

Godzilla:

Kong:

Mothra: Well?

Godzilla: You told us not to tell you, so we aren't.

Kong: Mhm mhm.

[scrabbleknight]

Godzilla: If I'm not around, then Mothra is in charge. If she's not around, then it's Kong.

Rodan: Aww what?! But you don't even like the ape!

Godzilla: Yeah but he's not a dumbass like you, and definitely not a genocidal maniac like Ghidorah.

Ghidorah: *blushes* Aww, thanks.

[thebeastunleashed]

Godzilla: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine. I became more evil if you’re curious.

Kong: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Godzilla: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[gojiboy2019]

Mothra, calling: Hey, um, is this a bad time?

Godzilla, in the middle of a huge fight; No, whats up