Incorrect Team Skull Quotes

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Plumeria: I want you to think about it long and hard

Guzma: That's what she said

Plumeria: Don't. Don't you dare.

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I have decided to leave my past behind me. So if I owe you money, I'm sorry, but I've moved on.

Guzma, probably

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Guzma: *Fondly watching a female grunt braiding another female grunt's hair and male grunts carrying each other around the halls on each others backs*

Guzma: *sighs happily* What is it about me that makes broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the Statue of Liberty?

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Kidnapper, On the phone: We have your son

Plumeria: I don’t have a son

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for Tapu Cocoa with extra whipped cream and made us cut the crusts of his pb&j?

Plumeria: Oh my god, you have Guzma

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Guzma: BITCH IM ABOUT TO JUST [DISAPPEARS UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES] 

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Plumeria: Yo I’m here, open up

Guzma: As a child I was forced to eat dog food

Plumeria: Open the fucking door

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Male Grunt: why do we even need to come out, I mean everyone’s a little gay

Guzma: Well I’m a big gay and today I’m coming out today as the world’s biggest gay

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Nanu: Plumeria! Is Guzma in there?

Plumeria: Oh actually...

Guzma: *runs to and crashes out of window*

Plumeria: ... He just left

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Guzma: At my funeral, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.

*A few minutes later*

Guzma: Never mind, Plumeria says I can't do that.

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Guzma: What kind of spider is that?

Plumeria: It's a daddy long legs

Guzma: Alright it's a good-looking spider, but I wouldn't say it's "daddy".

Plumeria: ... Wait what

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Plumeria: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while you were drunk?

Guzma: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Guzma: How's it feel to be the worst thug ever, huh?

Plumeria: Shut up your mother buys you Megablocks instead of Legos.

Guzma, tearing up: You take that back.

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Guzma: if I get shot do I own the bullet

Guzma: can I keep it

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Guzma, constantly

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Guzma: Ah haha ey, it’s ya boi, uh, skinny penis

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Grunt: How are you feeling? Plumeria: I've got this headache that comes and goes Guzma: *walks into the room* Plumeria: Oh here it is

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Nanu: You are, without doubt, the worst thug I've ever heard of.

Guzma: But you've heard of me.