Jul 23, 2020
Hamlet as Things That Happened in My English Class While Studying Hamlet
(I didn't change any names in the actual dialogue for this)
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Hamlet: (About Claudius) HE'S ALWAYS LIKE "I'M SO GOOD AT SWORDFIGHTING AN-"
Horatio: You're yelling
Hamlet: I DON'T CARE!
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Hamlet: (Continuing to talk about Hamlet's mental decline in front of the class for quite a while after the presentation was supposed to end)
Horatio: That's enough analysis. We should stop now.
Hamlet: Oh, and Hamlet and Horatio were DEFINITELY GAY!
Horatio: (physically dragging him back to his seat) Let's sit down now
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Rosencrantz: (making fun of Hamlet) We should make "ASMR you're Horatio and Hamlet is slowly caressing your elbow"
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