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Hamilton: I just poured milk into the washing-machine. Sometimes I think I'm an idiot.

Laurens: Ha, I do that all the time!

Hamilton: Pour milk into the washing machine?

Laurens: No, think you're an idiot.

Burr: Making my way down town, walking fast—

Burr: *sees Alex running up to him*

Burr: WALKING FASTER

Eliza: The fact that you're alive is a miracle

Eliza:

Eliza: Okay but seriously how are you still alive right now

Eliza: like, h o w

John: Did you know I can fit the whole world in my hands?

Alex: John, that's... I swear— if you pick up a globe...

John: *puts hands on Alex's cheeks* I told you so!

Alex: *tearing up*

Jefferson: wtf guys it's 7 in the morning and you're making me sick

Laf: *taking photos and squealing* SAY CHEESEEEEEE

Helpless is Eliza’s love song for Alex, and This One’s Mine is John Laurens’s. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Eliza, to Alex: Let this moment be the first chapter where you decide to stay.

Alex: I mean... yes. Fine. Okay. For you and for our son and future children, I will stay.

*Two songs later*

Lafayette: M. Hamilton!

Alex, breaking through the walls: MONSIEUR LAFAYETTEEEEEE

Laurens: IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSS

Alex: Wait, what are you—

Laurens: *jumps onto Alex, causing them to fall into their christmas tree*

Alex, muffled: I hate you

Laurens: I love you so much too

Burr, to his daughter: When you came into the world, you cried, and it broke my heart...

Theodosia:

Theodosia: Aaron.

Theodosia: Babies cry so they can breath.

Theodosia: We want her to cry!

Burr:

Burr: Oh.

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