Incorrect Hermits

Submissions: Open Daily Hermitcraft incorrect quotes Implied swearing but never outright

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Impulse: There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for five points.

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Cub: So the other day I sent Scar out to get us some gas.

Cub: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.

Cub: Now everything we eat is shaped like a spaceship.

Cub:...

Cub: I love them so much.

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Impulse: Oh my god, Zed, drive backwards!

Zedaph: Really, Impy? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!

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False: I've lost my axe :(

Pearl, looking at the axe on her back: I'll help you find it for 20 diamonds

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Gem: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.

Etho: My apologies for whatever misstep 1 may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.

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Impulse: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Cub: Neither.

Cub: Because they equal twelve.

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Xisuma: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

Evil Xisuma: But did I make you cry?

Xisuma: *cries on the spot*

Evil Xisuma: …shoot.

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Bdubs: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

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Impulse, looking at his watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Impulse: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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Pearl: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.

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Ren: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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Skizz: Welcome to Skizz’s Crack, where we sell crack!

Impulse: Skizz are you drunk?

Skizz: 5 diamonds sir

Joel: Hold on I’m poor

Skizz: Sucks to suck

Joel: I’m gonna steal from Etho just give me a minute.

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Evil X: If I ever type :3 then don’t worry: I’m still good. But if you ever see me type >:3 then be careful: I’m being evil.

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Xisuma: Why do you hate me?

Evil X: People think you’re nice. You’re down to earth, you say excuse me, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

Xisuma: Hey, I haven’t been dressed by a bird since I was two.

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Xisuma: Brothers teach you tolerance, understanding, stealth, and improvised weapon use.

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Xisuma, to Evil X: Yes! Physical violence! *Claps sarcastically* Always the best way of getting your point across.

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Cleo: I just want a friend who lets me be myself.

Joe: And what would that look like?

Cleo: I don’t know…someone who lets me dress nice and make jokes and have fun and get drunk and eat live rabbits and go on rampages and destroy villages.

Joe: I think I see your problem.