#incorrect hqquotes

[tsukkibean]

Oikawa: they say I'm tooruble in the sheets

Iwaizumi: yeah you are pretty terrible

[tsukkibean]

Yaku: are you russian? cuz i'm russian to get away from you

Lev: you won't get very far on those short legs of yours

Yaku:

Yaku: you have 5 seconds to run

[tsukkibean]

someone's jelly

Hinata: aw, this doggy is so cute!

Kageyama: I'm cute.

Hinata: Wow, what a beautiful sunset.

Kageyama: I'm beautiful.

Hinata: Ugh, the sun is too hot.

Kageyama: I'm hot.

Hinata:

Hinata: ???

[tsukkibean]

What coach Ukai thought when he saw the team for the first time

*coach Ukai looks at kageyama and Hinata*

Coach Ukai: yes, the gay is strong in this one.

[tsukkibean]

Kageyama petting a horse: oh.. er.. what a beautiful cow

Hinata:

Hinata: wtf dude

[tsukkibean]

*suga throws volleyballs*

Suga: my balls are in your court, Daichi *winks*

Whole team: Oh My God-

[tsukkibean]

Tsukishima: *crying*

Kuroo: are you crying tears of joy because of my beautiful face

Tsukishima: no I'm crying because I'm stuck with you

[tsukkibean]

Yamaguchi: ugh, I hate it when tsukki doubts himself

Kuroo: yeah, he never pushes himself to his full potential

Yamaguchi: but it's cute how he gets flustered when you complement him

Kuroo: yeah, and he's great in bed

Yamaguchi: what

Kuroo: what