Jan 15, 2021
Edgar: Jonah isn't answering his phone.
Lancelot: I'll call.
Kyle: Edgar and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
Jonah: [over the phone] Hello?
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Edgar: Jonah isn't answering his phone.
Lancelot: I'll call.
Kyle: Edgar and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
Jonah: [over the phone] Hello?
Literally anyone over 5’10: H-
Oliver: oh? you gonna say something? tree ass bitch? i am groot looking headass? i’ll break your fucking kneecaps bitch. i’ll fucking get you.
Everyone that has known Edgar for years: Watch out for Edgar because he's surely up to no good.
Alice, who has known Edgar for almost two (2) days: Edgar has done nothing wrong, ever, in his entire life!
Edgar:
Everyone:
Edgar: I've only had Alice for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
MC : Well fuck
Edgar : *we’ll
Kyle: Where's the liquor?
Zero: At 11 AM?
Kyle: Why, does it move around during the day?
Zero: You seriously got a problem.
Ray: So we've gotten to the point in quarantine where my partner comes home and says, "Darling"-
Ray: [points to a creepy statue on the table] -"I brought home a potentially *cursed item*"!
Fenrir: The keyword is "potentially"!
Ray: The keyword is "cursed"!
Ray: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.
Sirius: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Seth: Spiders!
Luka: Wasps.
Fenrir: Oliver.
Sirius: Okay, any questions?
Fenrir: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?
Sirius: I meant about the plan.