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RIP Prince Paris, you wouldve LOVED tinder

#Prince paris #the illiad #incorrect illiad #he wouldve though #i hate paris but i love him #im not at ALL finished with the illiad #im just thinking about how i want to kick this bitch like a beach ball

PARIS AND HELEN

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Syrian artisan - *holding up an glass sculture of an apple* behold, by heating sand and other rare minerals together till they boil we can bend and curve them into any shape we wish!

Polites - oooh, pretty!

Hector - truly impressive. A talent I declare centuries ahead of everyone else!

Helen - *walking in* Hi guys, Oooh *grabs the apple* yummy.

Everyone - …

Helen - *crunching on her snack* what?! Can a girl not be hungry?

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Odysseus: *watching Telemachus play with a wooden horse*

Penelope: Honey. What are you doing?

Odysseus: now now, Penelope. Something tells me I'll need this one day.

#odyssey #the odyssey #the illiad #incorrect illiad #incorrect quotes #epic incorrect quotes #odysseus #penelope of ithaca

Let this be canon, please!

Penelope: This is my husband, Odysseus, and this is his boyfriend Diomedes.

#the illiad #incorrect illiad #odysseus #diomedes #penelope #odypendio #odydio #pendio #you're honor they're gay

Aphrodite - *doom scrolling while bedrotting*

Hermes - hey Auntie... Weren't you supposed to been arranging the marriage between Paris and Helen?

Aphrodite - that's not until February.

Hermes - ummm Aphrodite, it's now June...

Aphrodite - O.O *jumps out of bed to get changed* oh crud crud crud!!! I hope Paris is understanding...

Hermes - ....yeah... About that...

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it’s always “why did you fight the river, achilles?” “why would you fight a river” “how did you beat a river” “please stop fighting rivers achilles” never “was fighting the river fun?” “how was fighting a river?” “good job on fighting the river” smh

#mine #achilles #the illiad #incorrect illiad #look. i would up at 2 am #wrote this #and now im going back to bed #i have probably misremembered the scene #but. you know what.#it was funny to me.#so suffer it #tagamemnon

I'm think about starting this fic that could be like a modernized version of the illiad?

I like what I have so far but I'm not sure

What do you guys think?

Yeah! You should do It!

No I don't like it

I like it but maybe give it some thought first

Voting ended onNov 24, 2024

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