#incorrect tsoa quotes

[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

[lenaleviosa]

Achilles: “Patroclus is like a 6/10 boyfriend”

Odysseus: “What do you mean?”

Achilles: “He doesn’t do the dishes, he can be really mean sometimes and his feet stink so badly I have to sleep in another tent sometimes”

Ajax: “Then why are you staying with him?”

Achilles: “Oh, you know, I don’t want to break his heart”

Briseis (to Patroclus): “Are you gonna let him talk about you like that?”

Patroclus: “Oh don’t worry, he’s just convinced everyone here is into me, he’s making sure there’s no competition”

[winter-rossie]

"Achilles and Patroclus were more than Friends". I say in the mic. The crowd Boos I turn to leave "They're right" Says a voice I turn and look, Its Alexander the Great.

[vibinginmountolympus]

[simsim54]

Achilles: *mindlessly flirting with Patroclus* Patroclus: *actually flirts back* Achilles: Patroclus: Achilles: Patroclus: You're not going to say anything? Achilles, panicking: I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.

[patrokronk]

Agamemnon: the girls are fighting

Agamemnon: [readjusts his glasses, squinting] by god… it appears I was mistaken

Agamemnon: They're…my goodness…by god

[leosoralyyn]

me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov