#incorrect ironwidow

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Tony: Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people? Natasha: It’s more of a hobby.

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Rhodey: This is your chance to talk to Natasha about your feelings.

Tony: I love these moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Tony: [trying a magic trick] Pick a card!

Natasha: Ok.

Tony: Not my credit card, you cheater!

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Tony: You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything I ever stood for. You let me down!

Natasha: Then why are you helping me?

Tony: Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?

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Natasha: truth or dare?

Tony: truth

Natasha: how many hours have you slept this week?

Tony: dare

Natasha: I dare you to go to bed

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Tony: don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since we’ve started being friends.

Natasha: thank you, and If I may return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less annoying.

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Peter: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Natasha: Amblyopsidae

Daisy: ???

Tony: How do you know that???

Peter:

Peter: fsh

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Tony: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao.

Natasha: What did you do Tony?

Tony: A MISTAKE