#incorrect tony

[marvel-lous-guy]

Rhodey: We're not together, we're not a couple! We're definitely not a couple!

Tony: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that, what, I'm not good enough for you?

Rhodey: I'm not having this conversation again

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Fury: [to the Avengers] Did none of you, think this was a bad idea?!

Tony: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

[aceofsages]

Tony: Got it. I have a plan.

Stephen, flipping a page: That’s nice honey. 

Tony: Don’t you want to know what it is?

Stephen, sipping his tea: Dying of an aneurysm is not on my list of acceptable deaths.

Tony: Wow. What a glowing endorsement.

[pochilovesloki]

Loki's phone: Your cloud storage is full.

Loki: Tooony, my phone is stupid again!

Tony: What? Lemme see... *There is +2000 pics in Loki's gallery* No it's not. Just delete some pictures and you'll be good.

Loki: Wha- NEVER! All of them are needed!

Tony: And why is that? I'm sure there are some unnecessary ones.

Loki: But... All the pictures are with you, how I could possibly decide which throw out?

Tony, tearing up: I-I'll upload those photos to a flash drive, so you'll have them for as long as you'd like.

[insaneasgardian]

Street Names

Y/N: What's your street name?

Tony: Tuff Stuff Tony.

Y/N: You live on a street called 'Tuff Stuff Tony'???

Tony: Ohhh you mean my address?

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Tony [to Steve at the end of Age of Ultron]: Oh crap, I think I just realized I’m gonna miss you. Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please.

[cleve98]

Tony : Okay... You know what, I wasn't that drunk

Steve : Tony!

Tony : What?

Steve : You walked into the house and when Jarvis greeted you, you dropped to your knees and screamed 'GOD HAS SPOKEN'

Tony : .........

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Stark Industries board member: Mr. Stark, it has come to our attention that SOMEBODY has been making frequent trips to local restaurants and businesses and simply writing “insert student loan debt here” in the “tip” portion of the receipt. Is this you?

Tony: [intently attempting to open a bag of skittles without making eye contact] 

Tony: yeeeeuuuup.

Stark Industries board member: Well, obviously you’re going to need to stop doing that, it’s costing us hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Tony: [pops a red skittle into his mouth, still not making eye contact]

Tony: noooooope.