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Itachi quit Duolingo

Sasuke: Itachi, I came here for the truth. What really happened on that night.

Itachi: I lost my 101 day streak and stopped taking Spanish lessons.

Sasuke: …

Sakura: What happened to your nose?

Sasuke: I used it to break some guy's fist.

naruto : have you ever been in love,sasuke?

sasuke : yeah, once

naruto : oh, how did it end?

sasuke : [looking into naruto's eyes and smiling] it hasn't

i saw the chance and i took it :d also i’m making this kinda drunk so they all look weird ❤️

YES I DID FORGET MY MAN’S NARUTO CUTE FACE LINES IM SORRY

Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto, holding up a python: I got a snake, what do I name it?

Sakura: YOU GOT A WHAT-???

Sasuke: William Snakeshpere

Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto: I’m going to take you out

Sasuke: great, it’s a date!

Naruto: I meant that as a threat.

Sasuke: See you at five!

Incorrect Uchiha Quotes

Shizui: Sasuke, can I talk to you for a second

Sasuke: What’s up, let me guess you and Itachi are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss

Shizui: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read the books

Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Sasuke: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Naruto: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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