#incorrect jojo

[purplecraze]

Mista: the stars are really beautiful tonight.

Fugo: yeah, they are.

Narancia: you know who else is beautiful?

all 3, simultaneously: Bucciarati.

[did-you-die-though]

risodoppi brainrot

[gucci-giogio]

POV: Bruno opens the GC after ignoring it all day only to witness Giorno choosing violence

[leftsidebonfire]

Dio: Thats my mortal enemy! *points at Jonathan*

Speedwagon: Really? He looks like such a nice guy.

Dio: He is.

Dio: I'm not.

[umihoshi]

Mista: So are you guys a little spoon or a big spoon?

Narancia: Knife

Fugo: Fork

[van-dalism]

if hol horse was australian, he would be quoting crocodile dundee at every opportunity

[illmoure]

Jotaro: I just want you to stop saying odd shit, like you smell a psycho's fear or you're in someone's faded memory of a town -- just stop.

Rohan: Given how long it's taken for me to reconcile my nature, I can't figure I'd forgo it on your account, Jotaro.

Jotaro: ...

Jotaro: You get any sleep last night?

Rohan: I don't sleep; I just dream.

[the-herdier]

Incorrect JoJo Quote:

Giorno: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Fugo: Rude.

Bruno: Fair.

Mista: Not again!

Narancia: Are you going to want this back or can I keep this knife?

Abbacchio: Calling 911.