#jojo part five

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i love your la squadra stuff sm 🥹 i was wondering if could be so kind as to do hc's with risotto and his kid (reader), and just like how he would act with them (kid as in like biological btw) thank you sm🩵🩵🩵

Awww tysm!!

Side note: sorry for not posting guys!! Hope I’ll be able to write more since I’m on winter break💕I also have plans to start writing for more fandoms like Gachiakuta and BG3 so lets see how that’ll turn out

Risotto Nero & child reader hcs

To be honest, Risotto never thought he’d become a father

With as dangerous life as his, being a family man was close to impossible

So when you appeared.. he wasn’t quite sure what to do

Some la squadra members still wonder how Risotto managed to father a child, but he never elaborated

He just came to the hideout one day with what seemed to be a newborn

"Is that?..", Prosciutto inquired, his mouth agape from utter shock

"My child, yes", he nodded

"…Never thought I’d see the day", the blonde mumbled in return

All la squadra is supportive, of course

Especially Melone, he was probably one of the most capable to help with a child

Because to say frankly, Risotto had no idea what he was doing

And with being a capo, and now a proud father, he would get two or three hours of sleep at best

I see him as the type of parent who talks to his infant like they understand every word he says

“Remember I told you about that man boss wants us to kill?”

"Ba ah"

"Yeah you do"

Of course, he’d make sure no one from mafia world (except la squadra) knows about your existence

Wants you to have a normal life more than anything

So when you get older, you still will be going to school, having play dates and all the experiences normal children are supposed to have

Treats your education VERY seriously

He would never yell or be mad at you for a bad grade, but would encourage you to try harder

Asks Ghiaccio or Melone to tutor you because he has no idea how to explain school program

Trying to spend as much time as you as possible, even if sometimes he has no choice but to ask someone from the team to babysit you (mostly Prosciutto or Melone)

But he always brings you something back from his ‘work trips’

Likes to listen to you talking

About your day, what you like, what would you like for dinner etc

Lets you doodle on old documents while he works

Rarely takes you to the team outings, because they’re usually not child friendly

Still, you consider the whole team your honorary uncles

I don’t see him as a permissive type of parent, he can and will say no

Also would not tolerate tantrums

So you can cry as much as you want, you won’t get a cookie for breakfast

Would be supportive of any interest you have

He may have zero idea what you’re talking about but he’ll never say it’s boring

Like yes child tell me more about warrior cats (why are they cats and why are they warriors and who are they fighting with)

You guys have a little tradition of watching movies on Sundays (when he has time, at least)

Sometimes likes to look at your features and compare them to his

‘Damn I really have a kid’

Sometimes it feels kind of surreal to him

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Part 3 of these stupid fuckers

(Diavolo/Doppio bonus!)

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wip for the five murolo fans out there because i reread PHF

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La Squadra Headcanons ‼️ (Some random)

Risotto:

- Real Name: Nicolos Nero

- Age: 28

- Height: 6’5 (159. 58 cm)

- Sicilian Fther + Egyptian Mother

- Son of Polpo

- His cousin and her child were like siblings to him, after the death of his cousin’s child Risotto distanced himself from her to find the killer

- sends money to his cousin for support

- Learned English from his love of Metallica (but it’s very broken)

- Met Formaggio at a underground metal show in his teens

- Small metal objects like pins, paper clips, and sewing needles gravitate towards him because of Metallica

- Has a stammer when he speaks

- Cares for his teammates (They’re his found family)

- Polpo didn’t want him to join the mafia but Risotto wanted to go against his wishes

- Would like to try and have a normal life outside of Pasione

- Creaky bones

- enjoys the cold and likes to secretly play in the snow

- gets custom made pants

- Metal elitist

- Closest with: Formaggio, Prosciutto, and Gelato

Prosciutto: - Real Name: Massimiano Cappano

- Age: 31

- Height: 5’9 (175.26 cm)

- Russian Father + Italian Mother

- Second in Command ( I still can’t believe that Ghiaccio is the cannon one)

- Seems stuck up at first but is just very straight forward

- loves seeing his teammates succeed

- listing to The Grateful Dead was his first form of rebellion against his parents

- His mother was also involved in the organized crime world

- Hair is thinning from his use of TGD

- Not very fond of his looks (Downturned eyes, big ears, crooked nose, gap teeth and overbite) so he wears expensive items to counter that

- Mentor to Pesci

- gets sick easily

- Ugly Laugher and Crier

- Only child

- REALLY bad with spicy food

- OG fragrance elitist

- Closet with: Pesci, Formaggio, and Risotto

Pesci: - Real Name: Pasquale Toscano

- Age: 23

- Height: 6’1 (185.42 cm)

- Born in Italy to Italian parents

- Picked on in school because of his looks

- Enjoys fishing

- Catches fish and sells them to Bruno at his fathers shop

- Mentee to Prosciutto

- Doesn’t enjoy the taste of coffee

- Muscular from going to the gym frequently

- Loves fur coats and leather jackets

- Was introduced to the punk scene and music by Formaggio

- Hates when melone uses baby face near him (but he’s too nice to say anything)

- Gets fashion tips from Illuso and Prosciutto ( but he doesn’t use them)

- Closest with: Prosciutto, Formaggio, and Ghiaccio

Formaggio: - Real Name: Ernasto De La Cruz - Age: 35 - Height: 5'8 (172.72 cm) - Brazilian Father + Italian Mother - Born in Italy - Only son of 6 children - Mista's cousin - Mega football (soccer) fan - Bar hopper - Flirtatious - Active in hook up culture - Met Risotto before La Squadra - frequents punk shows and loves live music in general - English speaker - Touchy ( arms around shoulder, hugger, ect.) - Insecure about his height and stand - Closest with: Risotto, Illuso, Sorbet, Prosciutto, Pesci, and Ghiaccio

Illuso: - Real Name: Lorenzo Quijada - Age: 32 - Height: 6'3 (190.5 cm) - Mexican Mother + Spanish Father - Born in Italy - 2nd born of 3 children - Insecure about his height as a child until he eventually grew confidence - Was bullied for having longer hair - Has catholic beliefs but doesn't practice the religion - Has mirrors in every room of the safe house - Son of Vanilla Ice - Closest with: Formaggio, Melone, and Prosciutto

Ghiaccio: - Real Name: Ignacio Tanaka - Age: 20 - Height: 5'6 1/2 (168.91 cm) - Japanese Father + Italian Mother - From Japan (Moved to Italy when he was a baby) - Enjoys playing and watching sports - Incel - Will judge you based off of your music intrests - Frequently waxes his Miata - Always has backup pairs of glasses - strained voice from yelling and ranting - Closest with: Melone, Formaggio, and Pesci

Melone: - Real Name: Eros Meloni - Age: 24 - Height: 5'7 (170.18 cm) - French Parents (immigrated to Italy) - Enjoys astrology - hopes to find someone who sees past his mafioso ways - enjoys fashion - has a brother named Apollo - Majored in biology and computer science - College dropout (student loans) - Closest with: Ghiaccio, Illuso, and Prosciutto

Gelato: - Real Name: Sergio Franzese - Age: 38 - Height: 5’9 (175.26 cm) - Russian Mother + Italian Father - Was in the army before being dishonorably discharged - Loud-Mouth - Skilled gunsmith - Collects trinkets from hits (jewelry ect.) - decides what polish color sorbet and him will wear for that week (Typically green) - Moved to Italy as a child around 7 - Closest with: Sorbet, Pesci, and Risotto

Sorbet: -Real Name: Victor Selvaggio -Age: 36 -Height: 6 ft (182 cm) - Dutch Parents (From the Netherlands) - Moved to Italy when he was 18 - Still learning and trying to understand Italian - Enjoys baking - Translates mostly through Gelato - Fell for Gelato first - Was a heavy catholic before turning to the mob - Raised by Grandfather

- closest with: Gelato, Formaggio, and Ghiaccio

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Was doing a study of Ivan Pokidyshev's work and it turned into fugio...

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Complete version of that one Jolyne art by Araki with the big ass horse

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lil bomber

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Guess who got distracted and binge watched 5 parts in like 2 weeks