incorrect tua quotes

im not creative ok

[incorrect-klaus]

allison: have you thought this through?

luther: well... no..

luther: but as the group leader i must act as if i had!

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vanya: everyone has a gay cousin

klaus: i dont

vanya:

klaus:

vanya:

klaus:

klaus: oh i AM the gay cousin

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snickers commercial: you’re not you when you are hungry

klaus, always hungry: then who am i?

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five, sarcastically: yes, we’re all having a great time here. we’re all a big happy family. yeah everything is great.

also five: i either want to set myself or this family on fire.

[incorrect-klaus]

klaus, opening a bag of chips: mmmm cronchy bois

five: can you talk like a normal person once in your life?

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klaus, drunk: i lost everything, even my glasses!

ben, looking at klaus’s glasses on his head: i’ll help you find them for 10 dollars.

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luther: i just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. shocked and disgusted.

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diego: *crying because he just cut some onions*

klaus: hey are you ok?

diego: yeah it was just the onions

klaus: *to the onions* what did you do to diego?