Incorrect Quotes #2 Reborn for Revenge (RFR)
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Xiaozhen: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Jinzha: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Xiaozhen: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Macaque: Edible.
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Xiaozhen: What are you eating?
Macaque: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Xiaozhen: I like you, don't I?
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Jinzha: Are you alright?
Xiaozhen: Short answer or long answer?
Jinzha: Short?
Xiaozhen: No.
Jinzha: Long?
Xiaozhen: Nooooooo.
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Pif: As your best friend—
Xiaozhen: Jinzha is my best friend.
Pif , holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Macaque: What’s up? I’m back.
Jinzha: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Macaque: Death is a social construct.
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Xiaozhen: Fight me!
Pif , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Macaque: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—
Jinzha: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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General Zhang: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Macaque: Why aren’t you sleeping?
Xiaozhen: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Macaque.
Macaque:
Xiaozhen: ...The nightmares.
Macaque: *wrapping their arms around Xiaozhen * Awwww, Princess-
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General Zhang: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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General Zhang, staring lovingly at Xiaozhen: I would die for you.
Xiaozhen , doing their own thing: Then perish.
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Macaque: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Jinzha: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Macaque: I don't have time for their problems.
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Jinzha: You're pathetic!
Macaque: You're pathetic-er!
Xiaozhen: You're both losers.
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~ For those wondering why General Zhang Cheng doesn't have a color. it's because he's not good enough for that. ~ :]