LMK Incorrect Quotes (plus RFR)
but as stuff that happened irl in my group chat
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Xiaozhen: Coward. face. the. smile.
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Wukong: With all due respect
Xiaozhen: - Which is none
Macaque: You saying I don't deserve respect, Xiaozhen?
Xiaozhen: From Wukong? Highly unlikely
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Wukong, trying to make a point: Wanna see my search history?
Wukong: Forgot I have it on not to save. . .
Wukong: When I look up how to make a grenade. I don't want people seeing it.
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Wukong: I'm setting Tang up with an Amish chick.
Wukong: Why? you racist or smth
Tang: Technically the Amish aren't a race, they're more of a religion.
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Xiaozhen, wearing a shirt Macaque got her:
Shirt says: I talk big game for someone whose feet don't touch the ground when I sit in a chair
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Xiaozhen: Bruh. . . I'm outside eating dunkin' Donuts avocado toast in the car and a girl comes out and gives me the most judgemental look ever.
Wukong: Because you look 11.
Xiaozhen, ignores him: I just stared her down looking at her with no expression and slowly took a bite in front of her. I chose violence.
Wukong: Doesn't change the fact you look 11.
Xiaozhen, finally decides to acknowledge it: I see. So you chose violence today too.
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Wukong: Icant read :'{ (yes I added in the typo)
Wukong: You could've just ignored me
Macaque: I know I could've but I chose not to
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Wukong: - I was told that's rude
Xiaozhen: Your conscience?
Xiaozhen: That doesn't talk to you very often
Xiaozhen: Or the other "conscience" either Mk or Tang Sanzhang in the back of your mind.
Wukong: . . . I was told it's rude
Wukong: You calling me incapable of right vs wrong
Xiaozhen: You saying I'm saying that
Wukong: And you are right
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Wukong: I would never hit a woman
Mk and Mei: That's highly questionable
Wukong: Unless I feel like it
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Sandy: I have this habit tracking app you can share with people to keep you accountable
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Mk: What's everyone dressing up as today?
Wukong: A sad lonely depressed man
Xiaozhen, Nezha and Macaque in synch: You don't need to dress up for that
Wukong: You don't need to rub it in
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Mei: I just ran with a sharp knife
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For those wondering. Xiaozhen is literally me in the gc