#incorrect myth

[mtolympusmemes]

Artemis: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

Baldr: what's your blood type?

Tyr: how would I know?

Baldr: how would you not?

Tyr: who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Baldr: you know who discovered blood groups but you don't know your own blood type...

[incorrectgreekgods]

Greek Gods as Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

[incorrecttwitterofgods]

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Ammit’s icon credits: https://www.deviantart.com/yliade/art/Ammit-Egyptian-Gods-793078403 

[mtolympusmemes]

Hermes, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Artemis: You did WHAT– Apollo: William Snakepeare

[mtolympusmemes]

Athena: Welp, time to move on to Plan 2. Ares: Don't you mean Plan B? Athena: That would insinuate that I only have 26 plans.

[mtolympusmemes]

Hera: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Aphrodite: It's not a joke. Aphrodite: * sniffles * Aphrodite: I'm a legit snack.

[mtolympusmemes]

Zeus: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.