#incorrect namjoon

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok, attempting to flirt: did your license get suspended for constantly driving me crazy?

Namjoon, clueless: Hoseok, I don't have a driving license.

Namjoon, dejected: I thought you knew that.

[weishenbwi]

Fan: I want Namjoon to choke me with his biceps BYE

Namjoon: Well, my biceps don't have a mechanism to cut off your circulation. I could technically choke you out with my elbow, but a bicep would be extremely difficult.

[starkaroo]

namjoon: i'm the most responsible person among us

jin: you literally just set the kitchen on fire—

namjoon: i know, and i take responsibility for it :)

jungkook: what a responsible man, the apple of my eye (๑♡⌓♡๑)

jin:

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #157

jungkook : what if one day u suddenly turned into an almond and u couldn't scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond

namjoon :

namjoon : are u okay?

[mitsuya-takashi]

Yoongi: "I'd fight you but my weighted blanket is holding me back."

Namjoon: "Weighted- Yoongi that's Jimin."

[taeguboi]

Jin: *smacks his head on door frame*

Jin: HOUCH!

Namjoon: Don't you mean 'ouch'?

Jin: No, I mean *emphasizes* how-uch because I don't know how the heck I did that

[collegeaus]

[notices taekook hide behind a glass door during hide and seek]

namjoon: [sighs]

namjoon: at least we won't have to pay for their college

[uhgoodxxxx]

Namjoon : if 666 is evil,then 25.80697580 is the root of all evil

Jin : why the fuck do you have a calculator in your shower?