#incorrect natasha

[incorrect-assvengers]

Nat: Where are you going? Yelena: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

[thecustomcosplayed]

Natasha: Yelena... Yelena: Oh no, 'Yelena' in B flat. Yelena: You're disappointed.

[insaneasgardian]

Natasha: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

[incorrect-musical-quotes]

Natasha: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Sonya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Helene: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Anatole: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing my self with a pencil in the first grade.

Dolokhov: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Pierre:

Pierre: I have emotional scars

[thecustomcosplayed]

Natasha : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Natasha : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Clint: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Peter: So did their neck.

[incorrect-assvengers]

Natasha: What were you thinking!?

Clint: I wasn't thinking, I swear!

[thecustomcosplayed]

Yelena: Good morning! Natasha: Is it? Is it really?

[incorrect-musical-quotes]

Natasha: Babe, do the thing.

Andrei: ...*smiles*

Natasha: *breathless* Oh my God.