May 4, 2021
Natasha: What were you thinking!?
Clint: I wasn't thinking, I swear!
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Natasha: What were you thinking!?
Clint: I wasn't thinking, I swear!
The detailed to-do list
Clint: Are you writing a to-do list?
Y/N: Uh-huh, Steve said I should be more organized.
Clint: What does it say *looks over Y/N's shoulder*
Clint: .... eat, sleep, repeat?
Y/N: Yes...
Clint: Mind if I make a copy of this?
A Simple Conclusion
Clint: I cannot even express how much I hate f*cking mosquitos and flies!
Y/N: So... stop f*cking mosquitos and flies?
Weird flex but okay
Tony: Hey Y/N, you know I just bought Skype for over 10 million dollars? B-)
Y/N: Idiot! You could've just downloaded it for free!
*Extra*
Clint in the background: *sighs* That's Tony for you...
clint: is that blood?
steve: don't worry. it's not mine.
clint: oh okay cool, try not to drip it on the carpet, i just vacummed
clint: sends a five minute video
nat, 20 seconds later: nice haha
natasha: did you fall from heaven
clint: haha okay well if you put it that way-
natasha: even god didn't want you around
clint: do dogs think in bark
911 operator: sir please