Incorrect Anime Quotes

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[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, yawning: God, this lecture is so damn boring.

Todoroki: I agree but we had to come if we would have gotten an F.

Bakugo: Tch.

Todoroki: Which, how is Midoriya so interested? His eyes have been watching and wide-open since it started.

Bakugo: That nerd isn’t listening. He’s learned how to zone out of shit by thinking of music.

Todoroki: Music? What kind of music?

Bakugo: Hell is I know.

Izuku’s thoughts: *IT’S CORN! A big lump with knobs! It’s got the juice! Juice*

Izuku: The most beautiful thing I ever seen.

Todoroki and Bakugo: ???

[fever-dreamer97]

Kirishima: What’s your body count?

Bakugo: Pfft, I don’t know, like 30.

Kirishima: Damn dude, you a hoe! Haha.

Bakugo: How does that make me…Oh are we talking about people we’ve slept with?

Kirishima:…Y-yes?

Bakugo: Oh, I haven’t done that yet.

Kirishima: T-Then why did you say 30?

Bakugo, walking away: Haha, yeah.

Kirishima: BRO WHAT DOES 30 MEAN?!

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, staring with a blank look: Uhhh…

Bakugo, looks down at his notebook:…Writer’s block, nerd?

Izuku, still staring with a blank look: Uhhh…

Bakugo: Is it that bad?

Izuku, slowly looks at him and then his notebook and then back at him: Kill me, Kacchan.

Bakugo: Oh, that bad.

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Fuckin mood tho

[fever-dreamer97]

The Big Three Babysitters

Todoroki: Why don’t we feed him a chili dog?

Izuku: The baby can’t eat solid foods, Todoroki-kun.

Todoroki: Oh. Well, let’s put it in the blender.

Bakugo, picks up baby: On it.

Izuku: WH-THE CHILI DOG, NOT THE BABY, KACCHAN!

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Izuku, skipping down the halls of ua, a container filled with an unknown substance in hand: 🎶time to do some sketchy shit do da do da 🎶

Two minutes later

Izuku, sprinting out of the teachers lounge, Shouta (who's covered head to toe in hot pink glitter) hot on his heels: 🎶 did not get away with it fucky fuck fuck fuck 🎶

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inoxske]

I just know Kirishima and Bakugo act like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively during interviews and on social media.

interviewer: How is Bakugo?

Kirishima Eijirou, married to said man: Who?

interviewer: . . . Katsuki Bakugo Kirishima?

Kirishima: Ohhhh, My roommate? I dont fuckin know

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Bakugo, tweeting: Happy Birthday Baby! Love you so much <3

Denki, replying: Ohhh I love you too!!!

Kirishima: umm???

Bakugo, replying to Kirishima: ? Ugly bitch

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interviewer, to kirishima: so how long have you been married to Bakugo?

Kirishima: Oh I dont know. Next question?

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Reporter: We are on the scene of the crime, and- DYNAMIGHT IS ALIVE!!! HES STANDING! HES WALKING!

Bakugo, bleeding from the head, pointing at the camera: That was for the love of my life... Midoriya I love you so much

Kirishima, watching at home: LMFAOOOOOOO

[hellolonelytorment]

Kirishima: Hey, bakugo. What will you give me if I throw this jelly bean in your shirt?

Bakugou: A concussion.

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo:

Izuku: I didn’t know what to do. He just likes me.

Bakugo: Deku, how the hell did you get a stray bird to like you?

Izuku, with a small bird sitting in his head: He’s my bird now. I named him Salsa.

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Shouta *stumbling into the classroom, missing a shoe*: Sorry I'm late, I sat on my bed in a towl for fourty five minutes starting at a wall.

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Uraraka: Now stop fighting and help me with this crossword. I need a five letter word for disappointment.

Katsuki: Izuku

Izuku:

Uraraka: ... It fits

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All Might: What are you made of?

Izuku: Katsudon and poor choices.

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Izuku, lying on the floor: Ugh... what happened?

Katsuki: You ran inside to fight the villain and slipped on an ice cube.

[nihoniii]

Bakugou: Didn't I ask you to buy that limited edition knife set I set my eyes upon?

Kirishima: What's wrong with the knives we have?

Bakugou: I dislike your methods of knifing.

Kirishima, slicing meat with his hard bare hands: *Generally confused*

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Guren: You're my third least favorite kid.

Yuu: I can live with that.

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Katsuki: *being an asshole"

Izuku, finally loosing his patience: You're an emotionally constipated, romantically disinclined, dense noodle mop!

Katsuki: ...

Katsuki: What the fuck does that even mean?

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Shouta: You're my third least favorite kid.

Izu: I can live with that.

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Hey everybody, today Kacchan pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be that I would get pushed way less.

~Izu