#incorrect potc

[onewordtwowords]

Barbossa: you won't like me when i'm angry.

Jack: i don't like you now

[sparringtondarling]

Jack: I would take you.

Norrington: In a fight, right?

Jack:*smiles*

Norrington: I-in a fight, r-right?

[brisingr-sword]

beckett: are you a man or a woman

jack: ah i’m a pirate

beckett: no whats your gender

jack: its captain

beckett: but whats in your pants

jack: oh i’m flattered but you’re just not my type

[tafffita]

Will: hey do you have any shaving cream?

Jack: no i don't like the way that it tastes

Will: wait you eat shaving cream?!

Jack: why would I eat it if I don't like the taste??

[incorrect-silentmary]

Day 2444 of being trapped in the Triangle:

Moss: hey wanna hear a joke?

Magda: sure

Moss: okay knock knock

Magda: who's there?

Moss: choke

Magda: choke who?

Moss: choke me da-

Lesaro/Santos: chOKIN HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE-

[onewordtwowords]

Teague: according to astronomy when you wish upon a star you are a million years to late

Teague: The star is dead

Teague: Just like your dreams

Jack: thanks dad

[onewordtwowords]

Jack: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation

Jack: Its like being dead without the commitment

Jack: An open relationship with death

Jack: Death with benefits

Arabella: your mind is a strange place Jack

Jack: thanks

Fitz: its 3:00 am shut the fuck up

[onewordtwowords]

Teague: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.

Jack: Me.

Teague: No.

Teague: Me.