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Toni: Hey, do you happen to know my blood type?

Martha: Yeah, it’s A.

Toni: Shoot, I guessed wrong. Hey nurse?

tomato

mark : "knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit

ten : and "wisdom" is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad, though i am not eating fruit salad.

taemin : that's deep

kai: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie *looking into the distance*

taeyong: even deeper!

lucas : *MIND BLOWN*

BAEKHYUN : 'COMMON SENSE' IS KNOWING THAT KETCHUP ISN'T A DAMN SMOOTHIE YA NASTIES

Nayeon: If you had tried and failed, I'd understand. But you didn't even try.

Jeongyeon: So I didn't fail! I don't see you giving me credit for that!

Rose, noticeably disheveled as he enters the room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Lisa, also disheveled and grinning smugly: I'm stuff.

#incorrect quotess