#incorrect squad

[cosmiclatte28]

Chittaphon our man

Baekhyun : Wait, you would take a bullet for me?

Ten : I would do anything for you darling.

Ten : Except eat a fruit, those things are freakin BIG NO.

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tomato

mark : "knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit

ten : and "wisdom" is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad, though i am not eating fruit salad.

taemin : that's deep

kai: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie *looking into the distance*

taeyong: even deeper!

lucas : *MIND BLOWN*

BAEKHYUN : 'COMMON SENSE' IS KNOWING THAT KETCHUP ISN'T A DAMN SMOOTHIE YA NASTIES

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Mommy calls, if this didn't happen inyour squad, you're not a fam yet

Mark : *phone rings* "Yow guys, shut up" *Picks up phone* "Hey Mom!"

Kai : "HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!" *pops out right beside Mark*

Lucas : "Come back to bed" *while trying to make a scrambled egg*

Taemin : *various sex noises* *holding back laughter when Mark tries to stop them*

Taeyong : "Tell her I said hi" *busy petting Baekhyun's corgi*

Ten : *blasting out random words* *Adoring pictures of Louis*

Baekhyun : "PuT YouR pAnTs BaCK oN!" *in the middle of a pub-g game*

Mark : *face palms* "It's the boys mom, we're here in Baekhyun hyung's house for a dinner and things always ended up like this."

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a day with SuperM

Lucas : If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Mark : You're strong!

Kai, Taemin : You're weak.

Ten, Taeyong : You're a fuckin dumbass is what you are. *tired of this one man*

Baekhyun : *tries punching himself*

Others :*necks crack* DON'T.

Baekhyun : What? *fist held by all six men*

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baekhyun and his puns

baekhyun: i just electrocuted myself

ten : how SHOCKING

taemin : How do you feel CURRENTly

baekhyun: I feel kinda AMPED

kai: WATT i can't hear you

baekhyun : I said it HERTZ a lot

other people : are they okay ?

taeyong : this is normal. he is fine . they are fine

people : but he was jus-

taeyong : he's fine. i'd be more concerened if he wasn't making puns

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Love is an open door

Lucas : I mean it's crazy!

Mark : What?

Lucas : We finish each other's-

Mark : SUMMER HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENTS *dumps home works into Lucas' big hands* HAVE FUN!

Lucas :

Lucas : WAIT-

[currycop]

Nerf Bullets

David Dobrik: Why shouldn't I shoot you with thumbtacks?

Jason Nash: Coz I help you with the vlog

David Dobrik: Oh, so u wanna help me with the vlog? great! (starts shooting Jason with thumbtacks)