#incorrect exo kai

[cosmiclatte28]

tomato

mark : "knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit

ten : and "wisdom" is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad, though i am not eating fruit salad.

taemin : that's deep

kai: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie *looking into the distance*

taeyong: even deeper!

lucas : *MIND BLOWN*

BAEKHYUN : 'COMMON SENSE' IS KNOWING THAT KETCHUP ISN'T A DAMN SMOOTHIE YA NASTIES

[cosmiclatte28]

Hit Lucas or Mark?

Therapist : You're driving a car and then you see Lucas and Mark in the middle of the road, which do you hit?

Kai : Easy. Definitely Lucas. I could never hit Mark

Therapist : THE BREAKS KAI. YOU HIT THE BREAKS! THIS IS THE 50TH TIME I ASKED YOU AND TELL YOU THE ANSWER.

[cosmiclatte28]

don’t ruin it

Kai : the stars are so beautiful

Kyungsoo : they're just giant balls of gas

Kai : you know what.. if you're just going to ruin this then i-

Kyungsoo : and yet none of then are as huge as my love for you

Kai : ooh (ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

[cosmiclatte28]

2000 years?!

kai : how much did you spend on this date?

taemin : $14000, but all of it's on credit card. So it's like $7 a month for like 2000 months

kai: (っ °Д °;)っ

mark : that's 167 years..